I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.