I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.