I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I just like to write and then perform.