I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.