I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

People are gonna think that MTV censored me, and they really didn't. I really wanted to try to make a show that didn't rely on offensive, edgy material because I think it was an exercise in trying to write without that. Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.