I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

People are gonna think that MTV censored me, and they really didn't. I really wanted to try to make a show that didn't rely on offensive, edgy material because I think it was an exercise in trying to write without that. Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.