I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.