I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.