If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.
Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.