Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
Love is all about... whistles.
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.