I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.