I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.