I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.