How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.