How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people might say I'm trying too hard, but that's a compliment to me. I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.