How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.