I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.