I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.