Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England