Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.