It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.