Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.