I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.