I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.