Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.