I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.