I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.