If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.