If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.