We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.