If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.