I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.