England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.