Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
Bob HopeDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Bob HopeThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.
Bob Hope