The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.