I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.