The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.