Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?