Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.