I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.