Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!