A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.