I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.