I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.