To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.