To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.