To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

I can still chase women, only downhill

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.