To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.