It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.