The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.