My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.