The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.