The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.

I can still chase women, only downhill

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.