The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.