I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.