I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Lots of travel, away from home.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.