I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?