Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Bob HopeMy next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
Bob HopeThe firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
Bob Hope