My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.