I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.