If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.