I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.