I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.