If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.