It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.