It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.