I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.