I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.