Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.