My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Lots of travel, away from home.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.