Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.