I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.