When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.