Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties