It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.