Lots of travel, away from home.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
I can still chase women, only downhill
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.