Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.