Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.