Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.