Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.