Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.