There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.