There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.