There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.