There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?