You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.