I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.