If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.