Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.