If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.