I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.