I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.