I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.