Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!