Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.