The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.