Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.