Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.