Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Please don't stand up on my account.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.