You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.