Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.