All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.