Please don't stand up on my account.

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.