Please don't stand up on my account.

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.