Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
Bob HopeIt sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
Bob HopeThe last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
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