Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!