Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.