Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.