The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.