Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.