A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

I can still chase women, only downhill