You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.