I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.