I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.