A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.