Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.