Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.