We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.