I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.