I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.