I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.