I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.