We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.