We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.