Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
Bob HopeDemocrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
Bob HopeSomebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
Bob HopeBing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
Bob Hope