It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.