It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.