It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!