It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.