Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.