If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.