Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.