No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
Please don't stand up on my account.
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.