I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'