Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.