Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.