I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.