Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.
Bob HopeThere was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
Bob HopeEverybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
Bob HopeThe service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
Bob Hope