English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green