I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.