English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.