English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.