I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Lots of travel, away from home.
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.