Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.