You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?