Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

Lots of travel, away from home.