I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.