If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.