A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands