A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.