I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.