I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.