Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.