It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.