It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.