I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.