It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.