It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.