Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Television. That's where movies go when they die.